T-Rex: The Problem with Wikipedia is that it's peppered with vandalism at various times and at various locations: vandalism that remains until it's noticed by someone who knows enough and cares enough to fix it! SOMETIMES THIS CAN TAKE A WHILE. But!
T-Rex: 〚small〛 *ahem*

T-Rex: Ladies and gentlemen: I have solved the Wikipedia Problem!

T-Rex: The solution is as brilliant as it is awesome: instead of vandalizing the ENTIRE encyclopedia, we all just agree to vandalize one article, leaving the other ones alone! That article is the one about chickens. Why? It's pretty obvious. DUDES ALREADY KNOW ABOUT CHICKENS.
T-Rex: In conceding that one TINY article to the vandals, Wikipedia wins! Their victory: a FULLY ACCURATE encyclopedia that covers every topic in the universe, 'cept chickens.

Utahraptor: T-Rex, this is worse than taking on the mob! Wikipedia will be HELLUVA mad at you!
T-Rex: No way! I am doing them a FAVOUR.

T-Rex: Their vandalism problem GOES AWAY, FOREVER, and all that I ask is that chickens become The Forbidden Topic. "We never talk about chickens", they can say. "DON'T ASK."
Utahraptor: But how are you going to get people to respect this idea? Plus, IS IT NOT TRUE THAT MANY WIKIPEDIA EDITORS ARE TRULY HUMOURLESS ABOUT WIKIPEDIA??

T-Rex: I guess we're about to find out! I bet Fictional Jimbo Wales loves the idea.
Off panel: I do love this idea, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Fictional Jimbo Wales! You brought cupcakes!!