Narrator: "THE TALENT SHOW"
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I have a great idea for our act: let's put on a play!

T-Rex: A Batman play!

Dromiceiomimus: A Batman play? What's a Batman play?
T-Rex: It's a play about BATMAN! I'll play Batman!
Dromiceiomimus: Sorry T-Rex! NOT INTERESTED.

Utahraptor: My friend, nobody wants to put on a "Batman play"!
T-Rex: But I'LL be playing Batman!

Utahraptor: How is that a selling point? If we were to put on a Batman play, we'd probably all want to play Batman. That is the essential folly of the Batman play.
T-Rex: Okay FINE, we'll do Plan Omega. Upon closer inspection, I can see myself REALLY getting into Plan Omega!

Narrator: PLAN OMEGA:
T-Rex: Hi we're T-Rex and Utahraptor and we'll be performing "Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa in the original French.
Off panel: Cette danse n'est pas pour tout le monde, c'est SEULEMENT pour les personnes sexuelles.
T-Rex: Poussez-le bon!
Off panel: Poussez-le VRAIMENT bon!