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Narrator: Cute Hand Drawn Dinosaur Comics
T-Rex: Today I think I will win over the Utahraptor with my wit
〚There's a castle and a horse where the house and the car would usually be〛
T-Rex: I have been carefully constructing a pun that not only applies to him as an individual but can also be appreciated by countless others
Utahraptor: Hey T! Did you hear that I'm going to be working at a golf club this summer?
T-Rex: Sounds like you'll be making a lot of "green"!
T-Rex: Get it? Get it? "GREEN"?!
T-Rex: What the hell is it going to take???
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Narrator: T-Rex feels somehow different today. As if something has radically changed. As if...
Narrator: He were a child again.
Narrator: Now, even as a child, T-Rex appreciated how fulfulling - both emotionally and comedically - stomping on things can be. He practiced it daily - after which he would often let out a large sigh, offering additional emotional and comedic release.
T-Rex: SIGH.
Utahraptor: 〚thinks〛 ???
Narrator: The Utahraptor and T-Rex had known each other since they were children, as a matter of fact.
Narrator: Of course, T-Rex could remember none of this, He could rarely remember yesterday.
T-Rex: My arms are cute???
Narrator: Unless, of course, comedy were to ensue.
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Narrator: T-Rex is still, today, wondering why he feels so very different from his uaual self.
Narrator: He didn’t read Yesterday’s comic.
Narrator: As a matter of absolute fact (I’m not making this up) T-Rex isn’t aware that the comedic highlights of his entire life are available for the modern world to see at their convenience on the internet.
T-Rex: You know, Utahraptor, I think there’s more to the world than what we can see.
Utahraptor: 〚thinks〛 Oh?
〚Matrix digital rain in the background〛
Narrator: Unfortunately for T-Rex, No-one can be told what the nature of the world really is. (Noone would believe it.)
Narrator: But Most would agree that T-Rex is better-off in his naiveté than he would be if he knew.
T-Rex: Who are you calling naive?
Narrator: Naive is cute, T-Rex. Naive is... cute.
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Narrator: Today’s Comic is about BOUNDARIES
Narrator: (specifically, the removal thereof)
Narrator: Boundaries are often vital for consistency, for flow, to enable one to make sense of the world around them. Without boundaries, Chaos would often be the inevitable result. CHAOS!
Panel 2 T-Rex: Wow! I can bite my own tail!
Panel 3 T-Rex: You know, I have the strangest feeling of imminent danger where I had previously felt strong and secure!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh?
House: I hope that today T-Rex finally gets what he deserves.
Narrator: Boundaries are vital, even between close friends. What I mean is: Be careful what you say.
Panel 4 Utahraptor: Good Morning, T-Rex!
Panel 4 T-Rex: Utahraptor! You are looking sexy today!
Panel 5 T-Rex: Why, I don’t know why I never realized it before, but I would like to amorously stroke your tail!
Panel 5 Utahraptor: 〚thinks〛 I wish I were somewhere else.
Narrator: T-Rex has, today, learned an important lesson about boundaries
Narrator: They prevent awkward moments, and generally make life easier for everyone.
Panel 6 T-Rex: I hope I never experience limitless freedom again!
