Image description: Characters' speech is not connected with lines, and each character has their own font: T-Rex has bold serif, Dromiceiomimus has sans-serif, and Utahraptor has sans-serif monospace
T-Rex: I HAVE BEEN THINKING LATELY
T-Rex: DOES ANYONE TRULY OWN THE INTERNET?
T-Rex: I SHALL BECOME ITS FIRST AND ONLY LORD!
Dromiceiomimus: YOU CAN'T. IT BELONGS TO GOD.
T-Rex: GOD?!?!
Utahraptor: I HEAR YOU WANT THE INTERNET?
T-Rex: YES.
Utahraptor: WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. IT CAN'T BE POLICED. INFACT, IF YOU WERE EVEN TO PUT YOUR IDEAS UP ON THE INTERNET YOU WOULD LOST CONTROL OF THEM. OTHER PEOPLE WOULD USE THEM. CHANGE THEM.
〚T-Rex has a mohawk, a heart-shaped tail tip, and a large smile emoji on his stomach〛
T-Rex: ERK!
T-Rex: Being a cocaine addicted dinosaur of the 80s, you can never predict what you might see. But nonetheless, I love to dance.
〚motion lines around T-Rex, music notes in the background〛
T-Rex: MY NOSE! I've take too much again!
T-Rex: That was bad dinosaur-cocaine! I am going to stomp you like I'll stomp your house! You dirty dinosaur cocaine dealer.
Dromiceiomimus: You can't catch me! Besides, my car is almost as big as my house, which is WAY too small for me anyways.
T-Rex: I got ripped off again. Let's dance.
Utahraptor: WAIT! You are gonna step on David Bowie!
T-Rex: This is Dinosaur to Major Tom. You've really made the grave.
Utahraptor: Holy Moly! You killed David Bowie. Your lyric adaptations were morbidly funny though.
T-Rex: Like I said, I am a cocaine addicted dinosaur. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
