T-Rex: People are sad sometimes, and that makes me very sad. Therefore, I will dedicate my memorable "problem solving skills" towards solving the problem of sadness once and for all!
Narrator: WAYS TO BE HAPPY T-Rex: Way to be happy #1: amnesia! Forget your problems!
T-Rex: This has the problem of robbing you of your present, history, and self, however. Most people like those things! So Method #2 is using happiness-inducing DRUGS and ALCOHOL. Dromiceiomimus: That seems to have many of the same limitations as Method #1! T-Rex: TRUE. But I have other methods! Method #3 is having a rewarding and satisfying professional and personal life. Tada!
Utahraptor: But that's more a definition of happiness than a guide to achieving it, T-Rex! T-Rex: OKAY.
T-Rex: Luckily, I still have Method #4, which is to set unreasonably low expectations for everyone, including yourself. Utahraptor: THAT only works if you're euphoric whenever expectations are met. T-Rex: MAN! EVERYONE is making it really hard for me to solve the eternal problem of unhappiness!
Narrator: BUT THEN, INSPIRATION! A PERFECT SOLUTION FOR ENDLESS JOY! T-Rex: W-... T-Rex: Wildly misinterpret your own despair?
What are the haps my friends
oh my goodness
This comic is from February 20th, 2006! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
