T-Rex: Today is a good day I think to talk about robots!
T-Rex: Holy crap yes!
T-Rex: Oh man, robots. So awesome! What other literary construct allows us to discuss the disparate issues of slavery, prejudice, identity, the body AND the self, while also allowing for all the trappings of a science fiction setting? Only robots, my friends!
T-Rex: I would seriously marry robots if it were even possible.
T-Rex: In fact, the only fault I can find in robots is with their real life counterparts!
Utahraptor: Why's that?
T-Rex: They're a canonical study in failed promise! They never try to take over the world and rarely act as a mirror of our own essential humanity. They just sit around!
Utahraptor: Some of them build cars, T-Rex.
T-Rex: But man, imagine living in a world with literary robots? It would be the coolest!
Narrator: DURING THE NIGHT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD BUT T-REX IS REPLACED BY A SINISTER ROBOT CLONE:
T-Rex: So awesome!!
