Narrator: REGRET
T-Rex: I regret never going white-water rafting!
Dromiceiomimus: I regret - well, it was in grade two, and I was just a little girl, and there was this near-deaf kid in class who had a hearing aid. One day on the playground I walked up to him and moved my mouth like I was talking but I didn't say anything. I just wanted to - I don't know, see if he'd be tricked or something. He wasn't, of course, and wasn't even that upset, but all of a sudden I could see what a jerk I was being. I don't want to be the kind of person who does that.
T-Rex: Wow! Um - wow.
Utahraptor: Yeah!
Utahraptor: I was going to say how I regretted not doing anything with my family's garden this year, but Dromiceiomimus is a tough act to follow.
T-Rex: She blew all of our fake-ass phoney regrets out of the water!
Narrator: LATER: INVITATIONS TO A "WHO CAN TELL THE BIGGEST REGRET WITHOUT RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE" PARTY:
T-Rex: Let's NOT invite Dromiceiomimus!