Narrator: T-REX HAS AUDITIONED FOR A PLAY. HE BELIEVES THE AUDITION WENT WELL, BUT HAS NOT BEEN AWARDED A PART.
Narrator: LET'S WATCH!
T-Rex: Rejected?!
T-Rex: The heck?! I was way better than most of the people there! It's discrimination!
Dromiceiomimus: Aww, I'm sorry, T-Rex! But how do you know it's discrimination?
T-Rex: I was told that "someone of my *ahem* 'stature' didn't belong under stage lights". For crying out loud!
Utahraptor: I'm sorry too, T-Rex!
T-Rex: It's so aggravating!
T-Rex: They wanted a short orange guy and I gave them a tall green guy, and they threw me to the curb!
Utahraptor: I understand, and it's difficult to deal with! But sometimes actors do have to look the part they're playing.
Narrator: LATER T-REX GOES OUT TO DINNER WITH FRIENDS:
T-Rex: That was muchas delicious but did little to resolve the disparate issues raised by today's events!
