Narrator: THERE IS TOTALLY A PARTY AT THIS HOUSE DOWN THE ROAD TONIGHT
T-Rex: Hooray!!
T-Rex: Oh man, do I ever love parties! And parties held at this particular house are always the BEST EVER.
Dromiceiomimus: They're "house parties" where anyone can show up!
T-Rex: I know! It makes me feel like a member of a community, plus, I can meet new and attractive lady dinosaurs!
Utahraptor: So are we going?
T-Rex: Man, we're going!
T-Rex: My friend, tonight not only do we get to party, but we get to party while eating free delicious snacks!
Utahraptor: Well take me off the shelf and put me in a plastic bag, because I'm sold!
T-Rex: Okay!
T-Rex: Wait, what?