T-Rex: Isn't it CRAZY how young some people are when they get married?

T-Rex: It's CRAZY!

T-Rex: My parents were only twenty when they got married. Twenty! I was nowhere near marriage material at twenty. I was and still am a loose cannon!
Dromiceiomimus: Maybe they just found the right person?
T-Rex: Twenty, though! You're almost still a teenager at that age! A baby! How do you know enough to get married?

Utahraptor: I think that marriage is a very personal thing, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Well, yeah!

Utahraptor: No, really! It's an expression of love, which is almost by definition inexpressible to someone else. Marrying young probably just seems crazy to you because you didn't meet the right person at that age!
T-Rex: So it's essentially unknowable to me unless I had married at that age myself... Hmmm...

Narrator: ANYWAY, T-REX GOES BACK IN TIME TO WHEN HE WAS 20, FINDS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE, AND MARRIES HER:
T-Rex: Kick ass!
T-Rex: So THAT'S what that feels like!