T-Rex: Bad news, everyone!
T-Rex: I'm not as skinny as I used to be!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh, whatever, T-Rex! You're as trim as always. Meanwhile, I must have put on at least 20 pounds since January!
T-Rex: Whatever, Dromiceiomimus! You're fine. But look at MY thigh: it's somewhat larger than before!
Utahraptor: You both are crazy, and you both look fine!
Utahraptor: I'M the one who's putting on weight. I'm getting old and chubby!
T-Rex: Whatever man! I'm getting OLDER and CHUBBIER.
God: YOU GUYS ARE ALL MAKING A VALUE JUDGMENT ABOUT BODY TYPES
T-Rex: Oh, are we gonna talk about cultural relativism? Cause I can talk about cultural relativism!
God: DUDE
God: I KNOW
