T-Rex: I discovered some bad news yesterday: my bicycle needs a new seat!
T-Rex: The SHAFT upon which the seat is MOUNTED has become bent!
Dromiceiomimus: Whoah, T-Rex! Such sexualized language! T-Rex: I'm sorry! It's just hard to talk about bicycles without sexualized language. That's the nature of the beast! T-Rex: I also need a new PUMP for my tires.
Utahraptor: I'm pretty sure you could avoid this if you wanted, T-Rex! T-Rex: I really don't think I could!
T-Rex: To summarize: the THRUST of what I'm saying is - Utahraptor: "Thrust"? T-Rex: -apparently unable to PENETRATE your skepticism- Utahraptor: You're not impressing anyone, T-Rex!
God: YEAH I'M NOT IMPRESSED EITHER T-Rex: Really? God: OKAY MAYBE JUST A LI'L
What are the haps my friends
this could be you, you could be the person with this
This comic is from February 7th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
