T-Rex: Wow, 2025 already? Whew! Time flies!
T-Rex: Anyway, time for ME to schedule a mysterious leave of absence!
T-Rex: "How mysterious," you ask? I'm thinking Agatha Christie level, MINIMUM. You know: sneak away, check into a hotel under an assumed name, disappear for a week and change, get discovered, and then NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN.
Dromiceiomimus: Nice! That IS the gold standard. Seems a bit selfish to make everyone else worry while you're hiding though.
T-Rex: That's how come I'm telling everyone now, so you WON'T worry!
Utahraptor: YOU HEARD HIM, MURDERERS SKULKING IN THE BUSHES!
Utahraptor: T-REX IS SETTING THINGS UP SO A LENGTHY DISAPPEARANCE WON'T BE ALARMING, GIVING YOU PLENTY OF TIME TO MAKE GOOD YOUR ESCAPE!!
T-Rex: Wow, fine then! I'm NOT planning to disappear, and NOW you'll have to worry a TON if I do!!
Utahraptor: FALSE ALARM, MURDERERS!
T-Rex: YES, FALSE ALARM, MURDERERS!! ALSO, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD STOP SKULKING IN BUSHES AND GET A REAL JOB!
Off panel: I TRY NOT TO JUDGE, BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED A LINE OF WORK THAT AT LEAST MINIMIZES SKULKING?
T-Rex: MANY OF US GO WEEKS - EVEN YEARS - WITHOUT A SINGLE SKULK
