T-Rex: Art! There certainly is a lot of it. But which of it -
T-Rex: - IF ANY -
T-Rex: - is GOOD?? This is a question that has bothered a bunch of people for a bunch of centuries, but only because they never thought to ask me, so that's their fault. Here's the answer: WHATEVER YOU LIKE IS GOOD ART. Done!
T-Rex: It is honestly and sincerely that easy!
Utahraptor: I think they're asking what OBJECTIVELY good art is.
T-Rex: Hahaha, good luck!
T-Rex: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. Look, even an objectively good COLOUR doesn't exist - and at least THERE there's a limited number of shades that we can meaningfully distinguish. If we can't even agree that one colour (blue) rules and another (red) drools, then how are we ever gonna agree on art? We won't! WE CAN'T.
Off panel: But the perception of colour CHANGES based on other colours nearby, so -
T-Rex: SPARE ME your colour theory! I'm here to spit COLOUR FACTS, which are that BLUE RULES and RED DROOLS!!
T-Rex: Until, that is, I change my MIND
