T-Rex: "If you put something online it'll be there forever!"
T-Rex: ...Will it, though??
T-Rex: Because I've put all SORTS of things online and now they're all gone after the server went down and nobody made a backup! Apparently I was "supposed to"?
Dromiceiomimus: Okay, so new saying: "if you put something online, and it's popular, it'll be there forever!"
Utahraptor: Well, that's not true either - there's some brutally unpopular Usenet posts we can still read.
T-Rex: True.
T-Rex: Okay, "if you put something online and it's popular forever then it'll be there forever, but failing that there's still a non-zero chance it could survive, depending on both content and chance."
Utahraptor: Truer words have never been spoken!
Narrator: SHORTLY:
T-Rex: Okay, can we at LEAST agree on "it's possible that truer words (than those under consideration, see Appendix A) have been spoken seldom, if at all"??
Off panel: Wait, IS there even objective truth?!
T-Rex: FRIG; THERE BETTER BE
