T-Rex: Attention world! I would like to be known as "The Man Of A Thousand Mysteries".

T-Rex: Okay thanks!!

Dromiceiomimus: I continue to think you need to do more to cultivate a sobriquet than just demand it.
T-Rex: Aha! The fact that I feel like I CAN is just ONE of my many mysteries!
Dromiceiomimus: One down, 999 to go.

Utahraptor: Hey buddy, how old are you?
T-Rex: Aha! That is but ONE of -
Utahraptor: Psych!

Utahraptor: I already know your age. So you're down to, what, 998 mysteries in under a minute? At this rate you'll be "The Man Of Negative One Thousand Six Hundred And Seventy-Two Mysteries" by midnight!
T-Rex: DAMN IT

Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: Hey, is that The Man of Negative Mysteries?
T-Rex: No!
Off panel: I hear he's pretty straightforward!
T-Rex: NO