T-Rex: So, I accept that I am the epitome of the male form with typical grace. But what is with my getting a sunburn?
T-Rex: Huh?
T-Rex: Clearly, my body is UNDEREVOLVED. Being able to be burnt by the sun - which, I don't have to remind you, Dromiceiomimus, shines on the Earth EVERY DAY - seems to me to be a pretty big limitation!
Dromiceiomimus: Does this mean that your body is... less than perfect?
T-Rex: My brain rejects that sentence as semantically invalid!
Utahraptor: What if there was someone exactly like you in every way, only HE didn't get sunburns?
T-Rex: Oh no!
T-Rex: I would be doomed to being a second-tier character in my own life! Nobody (even myself!) would care what I was up to, when there was someone exactly like me only he didn't get sunburns around!
Utahraptor: Well, let's be glad no such person exists then!
God: ACTUALLY I THINK THERE'S A DUDE LIKE THAT JUST DOWN THE STREET
T-Rex: Aw boo!
