Narrator: SOCIAL RUIN COMICS
T-Rex: I am sick of cold, emotionally distant women!
T-Rex: That is: in theory!
T-Rex: In practice, I guess I would need more experience with women, emotionally distant or otherwise.
Dromiceiomimus: What, are you talking about me? You're saying I'm emotionally distant!
T-Rex: No!
Utahraptor: Well, who are you talking about then, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Just - you know, in general! I wasn't talking about anyone in particular.
Utahraptor: Yeah, but you were complaining about ex-girlfriends in front of a woman whom you've dated in the past! That's not exactly a recipe for social harmony.
T-Rex: Hi, Megan!
