T-Rex: Man it has been a MINUTE since I did some serious self-reflection, huh?
T-Rex: Well, no time like the present!
T-Rex: And herrre we go!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...aaaaaaand done!
Utahraptor: What?! "Done"? That took like 10 seconds!
T-Rex: I'm good at it!
Utahraptor: No you're not! Nobody can reflect on their life and relationships, the universe and their place with in, their hopes and fears both realized and not, and do a good job of it in 10 SECONDS.
T-Rex: I can. I dunno, man. It's no big deal for me.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX WORKS HIS WAY THROUGH AN ENTIRE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IN THE SPACE OF TWO SENTENCES:
T-Rex: Oh god, what am I doing with my life?! Honestly, the best I can, and that's good enough and valid and I love me!
T-Rex: Hey, anyone want tacos??
