T-Rex: It's a real shame that all those great careers I wanted as a child will probably never come true for me. I'll never get to be an astronaut, or a race car driver, or a movie star!
T-Rex: It's a sad realization - I always sort of hoped such a job would just... fall into my lap!
Dromiceiomimus: Have you ever imagined what it would be like if you WERE a movie star, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Sometimes! But I don't have a very good imagination for that sort of thing. What would I be, a romantic lead?
T-Rex: Mostly I just insert myself into the commercials of my youth.
〚T-Rex's daydream〛
Narrator: OIL OF OLAY
Utahraptor: Don't I know you from somewhere?
T-Rex: Oh, that's original!
〚T-Rex's daydream〛
Utahraptor: Emerson High, 1975: you were in my class.
T-Rex: I was your teachah!
〚T-Rex's daydream〛
Off panel: Miss Fitzhenry?!
T-Rex: Bugsy... Brown.
