God: HEY T-REX THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY ASKS YOU FOR ID YOU SHOULD PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND SAY THIS IS ALL THE ID I NEED
T-Rex: Genius; only I don't wear pants!
T-Rex: You know that, God.
God: OKAY WELL IF YOU WORE PANTS IT WOULD WORK REALLY WELL ON ALL SORTS OF THINGS
God: THIS IS ALL THE THESIS DEFENSE I NEED
God: THIS IS ALL THE BIKE HELMET I NEED
God: THAT SORT OF THING
God: OH MAN
God: I CRACK MYSELF UP SOMETIMES
T-Rex: Listen, God-
Utahraptor: T-Rex?
T-Rex: Utahraptor, am I glad to see you! Listen, can you explain to God that His joke would be funny if we wore pants, but we don't wear pants, so He can stop talking about it?
Utahraptor: I'd like to, but I don't believe in your God! I think he's all in your head.
T-Rex: Well?!
God: HUH
