T-Rex: The other day I heard a math joke that I just had to share! So there's this party, right?
T-Rex: A party of functions!
T-Rex: All of the functions are there: eˣ, πr², i², even some old-school guys like abs(x). Anyway, poor eˣ is alone in a corner, acting all morose. His good friend 2ˣ comes over and says, “What’s the problem? Come on, integrate yourself into the party!” And eˣ looks at him and he says, “Why? It’s not going to make a difference!”
T-Rex: Hah hah!
Utahraptor: Oh boy, are we telling math jokes?
T-Rex: We are!
T-Rex: I didn't know you liked math jokes!
Utahraptor: Oh, eigenvouch that I do!
T-Rex: BOO!
Utahraptor: Ha ha! You know, some people say pi r squared, but I know they're round!
T-Rex: That's it!
T-Rex: Friendship annulled!!
