God: T-REX IT'S BEEN A WHILE
T-Rex: God! How's it going?
God: OH YOU KNOW SAME OLD SAME OLD
T-Rex: Good to hear it!
God: YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE OKAY WITH YOU TOO
T-Rex: Yep! Things are pretty okay!
T-Rex: So, um, any particular reason why we're talking?
God: YOU KNOW JUST CHECKING IN WITH MY MAIN MAN
Utahraptor: Somebody stole my bike, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Oh no!
God: DON'T WORRY GUYS I'M ON THE CASE
T-Rex: Don't worry! God and I will help look for your bike!
Utahraptor: Well, with God on the case, it will be returned for sure! One giant hand reaching down from the sky, with bike, coming up!
God: TELL HIM I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE
T-Rex: He doesn't do that anymore!
God: MY HAND GETS SORE