God: T-REX IT'S BEEN A WHILE T-Rex: God! How's it going?
God: OH YOU KNOW SAME OLD SAME OLD T-Rex: Good to hear it!
God: YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE OKAY WITH YOU TOO T-Rex: Yep! Things are pretty okay! T-Rex: So, um, any particular reason why we're talking?
God: YOU KNOW JUST CHECKING IN WITH MY MAIN MAN Utahraptor: Somebody stole my bike, T-Rex! T-Rex: Oh no!
God: DON'T WORRY GUYS I'M ON THE CASE T-Rex: Don't worry! God and I will help look for your bike! Utahraptor: Well, with God on the case, it will be returned for sure! One giant hand reaching down from the sky, with bike, coming up!
God: TELL HIM I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE T-Rex: He doesn't do that anymore! God: MY HAND GETS SORE
What are the haps my friends
gosh well would you look at that
This comic is from July 8th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?