Narrator: BASED ON A TRUE STORY!
T-Rex: Disastrous events seem less horrible when they happen: a) As part of an ongoing process over time...
T-Rex: b) To people we do not usually identify with, and...
T-Rex: c) Far away!
T-Rex: That's why we are shocked and horrified by a shoot-out at the local cafeteria, but barely bat an eyelid when we read in the paper that 20,000 Bangladeshi have drowned in the Pacific. It's just the way of things!
Utahraptor: That's silly! Bangladesh isn't even on the shores of the Pacific.
T-Rex: Um, that's right. I was thinking of something else.
Utahraptor: Morbidly funny image, though - makes you wonder what they were all doing there.
T-Rex: Yeah! See?
T-Rex: It's funny because it's far away!
