T-Rex: I finally figured out how to gain the upper hand on that stupid utahraptor. I will adopt for my own the philosophy of pragmatism.
T-Rex: From now on, I'll be sticking to things that WORK!
T-Rex: For instance, some might say that the destruction of this log cabin violates fundamental principles. But if I were to show that it is a necessary means to a noble end, such arguments are revealed to be petty and ideological!
T-Rex: Pragmatism!
Dromiceiomimus: But you didn't... oh well, too late.
T-Rex: Similarly -
Utahraptor: T-Rex, stop! You cannot invoke pragmatism itself as an argument!
Utahraptor: Any pragmatic view must still be rooted in an idea of what's good and desirable. Stating what does and does not "work" is not a moral and philosophical passkey!
T-Rex: According to your fancy logic, perhaps, but I happen to live in the REAL world!
Off panel: Oh, I see. "Questioning everyone's motives but your own" mode today, huh?
T-Rex: You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first!