T-Rex: The year: 1775. The place: America. Surprise: robots have just invaded! Double surprise: TWO OF THEM HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE DURING THE BATTLE OF LEXINGTON! Is one a nurse while the other a wounded soldier? YES.
T-Rex: Is their love forbidden but they can't help themselves in pursuing it? ALSO YES.
Dromiceiomimus: Don't the non-robots notice these robots?
T-Rex: Ah. No, they look exactly like everyone else. Also, they behave like everyone else too.
Dromiceiomimus: So they are, for all intents and purposes, indistinguishable from us.
T-Rex: Yes. But: they're ROBOTS.
Utahraptor: Sounds like a heartfelt tale of romance during a nation's infancy to me!
T-Rex: No! It's SCIENCE FICTION.
T-Rex: Rest assured, I remind the reader constantly that many in this story are SECRETLY robot invaders.
Utahraptor: I think you want to write a sincere romance, but that TERRIFIES you, so you insist on these scifi trappings. Embrace your emotions, T-Rex!
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR!! THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE
T-Rex: ERROR 5x290F
