T-Rex: Time to write my latest speculative fiction epic, in which a reality TV star becomes THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNI--
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: --okay nevermind
T-Rex: Instead, I'll write my NEW speculative fiction epic in which a hapless woman, believing she's participating on a prank game show, unwittingly becomes an INTERNATIONAL POLITICAL ASSASSI-
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: --okay nevermind that one too. Reality keeps STEALING my ideas!
Utahraptor: That's an easy fix!
Utahraptor: Just make up a story SO OUTRAGEOUS that it could never come true.
T-Rex: Okay! Let's say... after a series of increasingly improbable events, we all realize Earth is actually a SIMULATION, soon to be shut down because it's malfunctioning so badly!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Everyone!! EVERYONE, CALM DOWN! PLEASE! Everyone, PLEASE stop rioting and listen to me!
T-Rex: *ahem*
T-Rex: I TOTALLY called this
