T-Rex: I have come up with many nicknames for friends, acquaintances, and members of the judiciary that have for some reason failed to stick! And that means I'm happy to present these...

Narrator: COOL NICKNAMES THAT ARE UP FOR GRABS

T-Rex: Nickname one: "Sidecar". Suggesting both sophistication and speed, Sidecar really does let you have it all. "Let's get Sidecar in on these plans!" your friends will exclaim, knowing joy for the first time.
T-Rex: Nickname two: "Meatball". This fun and flirty nickname gets bonus points when applied to a vegetarian. Big guys named "Tiny" will marvel as Meatball chows down on celery! DELIGHTFUL.

Utahraptor: Nickname three: Craniax.
T-Rex: Self explanatory.

Utahraptor: Yeah, except you were gonna call ME "Craniax", only you gave it up super quick when you decided "Steelshot" was cooler, then briefly I was "Hashtag Supernova" before you settled on "Indominus Void" for all of one week.
T-Rex: Oh crap, Indominus Void!! THE MOST KICK-ASS NAME POSSIBLE!!

Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: T-Rex, you can't call everyone "Indominus Void".
T-Rex: Hah!
T-Rex: AMAZINGLY, THAT TOO WAS SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE INDOMINUS VOID??