T-Rex: The seven deadly sins are, ALLEGEDLY: lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and pride.
T-Rex: And yet, I've experienced all seven and I'm still here!!
T-Rex: So how deadly can they be, huh? I sure haven't LUSTED to death! PRETTY SURE I WOULD'VE NOTICED, chuckos. PRETTY sure I would've noticed having so much sex that I LITERALLY DIED.
T-Rex: Plus, have I prided to death? No, I haven't. And that IS something to be proud of.
Utahraptor: I think it's supposed to be deadly for your spirit, not your bod.
T-Rex: PLEASE.
T-Rex: You can't have it both ways! Either you can gluttony to death (AND YOU CAN) (I'M ACTUALLY REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT) and ALSO envy to death, or you can't, and therefore they're not ALL deadly sins.
Utahraptor: Fine. FINE. Maybe they're, I don't know, only deadly when all done at the same time.
Narrator: LATER: WITHOUT SHARING, T-REX SLOWLY, YET ANGRILY AND SOMEHOW PROUDLY, EATS AN AWFUL LOT OF CHICKEN WINGS
T-Rex: Utahraptor! THIS is what chicken wing lust looks like!!
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T-Rex: GET ON MY LEVEL
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T-Rex: IT'S THE BEST POSSIBLE LEVEL
