Off panel: Says here this guy murdered a dude and, AND, they're saying he liked a bunch of HEAVY METAL songs on YouTube. Coincidence??
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 OH GOD

T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I HAVE LIKED SO MANY CRAPPY SONGS ON YOUTUBE

T-Rex: If anyone wants to write an article about me, the easiest and laziest thing in the world is to talk about what they can find on social media and draw friggin' imaginary connections, Dromiceiomimus!
Dromiceiomimus: "T-Rex was caught shoplifting yesterday. On social media, he had been hectoring his #favourite #brands, saying 'I'ma steal you now'".
T-Rex: That - that'd be a reasonable example, actually. STILL THOUGH.

T-Rex: It's this bizarre focus on art consumption that bothers me!
Utahraptor: "His tumblr played DEATH METAL"?

T-Rex: EXACTLY. Can we stop pretending music is this powerful? It's not. I'm sorry, it's not. If it WERE, there'd have been no wars in the 60s because we all would've stopped in the name of love when the Supremes QUITE POLITELY asked us to. AND YET, THE 60S STILL HAD SEVERAL WARS??
Utahraptor: WEIRD, MAN

T-Rex: IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU CAN GO BREAK SOMEONE'S HEART EVEN IF SIMULTANEOUSLY THEY STARTED PLAYING "DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART"
T-Rex: YEP, TURNS OUT I COULD IN FACT DO IT IF I TRIED
T-Rex: QUITE EASILY, ACTUALLY