Game: WELCOME TO LIFE QUEST
Game: ENTER LOCATION:
Input: developed world

Game: ENTER ETHNICITY:
Input: dominant

Game: ENTER SEX:
Input: male
Game: ENTER GENDER:
Input: also male
Game: ENTER SEXUAL ORIENTATION:
Input: totally 100% straight
Game: YOU ARE PLAYING ON: EASY
T-Rex: Sweeeeet

Game: WELCOME TO LIFE QUEST II: AFTERLIFE QUEST
Game: ENTER SPECIES:
Input: ghost

Game: ENTER UNFINISHED BUSINESS:
Input: too horny
Game: YOU ARE PLAYING AS: HORNY GHOST
T-Rex and Utahraptor: Sweeeet

Game: LIFE QUEST ]I[: REINCARNATION QUEST
Game: YOUR CHARACTER HAS BEEN CREATED
Game: YOU ARE PLAYING AS: POO BUG
T-Rex: Aw dang, no!
Game: YOU ARE EATING: POO
T-Rex: No, NO

November 11th, 2014: CUT LINES:

Dromiceiomimus! Can I talk to you for a second?
YOU HAVE INVESTED TIME IN A FRIENDSHIP. +1 POINT(S)!
I need a favour! I need to know how to get points at Life Quest!!
YOU HAVE EXPLOITED A FRIENDSHIP FOR PERSONAL PROFIT. -1 POINT(S)!
Aw dang it

YOU GUYS:

I MADE A SHOT GLASS

One year ago today: T-Rex and the Quiet Farm Stuff

– Ryan