T-Rex: "Eureka! I've invented something annoying and of marginal utility but which will outlive its useful lifespan by decades!" - John Faxmachine

T-Rex: HE DIED ALONE AND NOBODY CRIED, THE END.

T-Rex: Later on, Jane Cigarettelighterincardashboards made a similar prediction when she said "I've invented a way to have a lighter in your car, which will eventually be clumsily adapted as a power outlet, requiring clunky adaptors as no other plug in the world is shaped this way. This is way better than just putting actual sockets in the car, or maybe a USB port."

Utahraptor: And let us not forget this year's lifetime achievement winner, Edna Q. Yellowpages!
T-Rex: Of course!

T-Rex: She's like a crappy Santa, every year delivering a useless book of ads that nobody wants, ignoring everyone's requests to stop. Her award is a statue of a shot-in-the-head zombie who JUST WON'T DIE.
Utahraptor: Congrats, Edna. We'll throw the award on your porch.

T-Rex: Today we celebrate these innovators who made life slightly more convenient for a little while, but then made life much more inconvenient for a lot longer. They're a part of our heritage.
Off panel: We can't get rid of them!
T-Rex: Nobody knows why!!