T-Rex: How come zombies don't eat other zombies? They hunger after the flesh of the living, right? Zombies aren't dead yet!
T-Rex: THEY SHOULD LOGICALLY BE EATING EACH OTHER.
T-Rex: And therefore we are all saved from a zombie apocalypse and you can thank me later! It was easy; I just used logic!
Dromiceiomimus: I think the idea is that zombies are undead?
T-Rex: Come on, what's "undead" mean? "Not dead". That's ALIVE, dude. You kill zombies by shooting 'em in the head, and if it can be killed, it wasn't dead, therefore: alive.
Utahraptor: Maybe they're a new form of life - a new species - and they have a leftover aversion to cannibalism?
T-Rex: PLEASE.
T-Rex: "Zombie life" looks exactly like regular life, only with some blood on its clothes. THEREFORE successful aversion to cannibalism would require each zombie conceptualize a mind-self/body-self dichotomy, something ALREADY hard enough when you're not consumed by endless hunger and a bottomless desire to eat meat!
T-Rex: BELIEVE ME
