Narrator: T-REX SPOILS EVERY BOOK, MOVIE, GAME AND ALL OTHER MEDIUMS OF ENTERTAINMENT TOO
Narrator: the COMIC

T-Rex: In the story you wanna check out, someone experiences an expected OR unexpected event!

T-Rex: Also in the story, a character or narrator does something, or thinks about doing something, or recalls when they did something!
Dromiceiomimus: Spoil the whole story for me as well as every other narrative in time why don't you??
T-Rex: EVENTS THEN HAPPEN THAT ARE BEYOND (OR WITHIN) SOMEONE'S CONTROL

Utahraptor: What about stories where it's just a character description?
T-Rex: That's not a story!

T-Rex: That's "The lady was tall and pretty neato. THE END." I wouldn't read that more than a couple of times, and only because I'm interested in precisely how neato she is. How did she get to be neato? Why just "pretty" neato?
T-Rex: I'm
T-Rex: I'm consumed by this pretty neato lady

T-Rex: I hope to one day meet her, and then tell her how much her neatoness has meant to me, and then perhaps -
T-Rex: Perhaps...
T-Rex: Ah, but it is not for me to say!