T-Rex: Alright everyone! We've had a good run, but it's time to face facts:
T-Rex: This planet is definitely going to be around forever!
T-Rex: Since it's the center of the universe, it can't help but be eternal. And we also have our cultural milieu, which informs us that the world we live in is eternal and unchanging. Sure, there's suffering, but we can work towards changing that. We've got time!
T-Rex: It will be the SINGLE GREATEST PROJECT we, as a people, ever undertake!
Utahraptor: What if the sun runs out of fuel?
T-Rex: You might sooner ask what if the sky runs out of air!
T-Rex: What if the ocean runs out of water? What if the ground runs out of dirt? They're silly questions to ask about an eternal, unchanging Earth!
Utahraptor: Okay
Utahraptor: Phew
Narrator: LATER, THE SUN EXPLODES:
T-Rex: Attention everyone: I want the last words you hear to be an observation about how impressively long-lived I am!
T-Rex: WAIT!!
T-Rex: ALSO, HANDSOME
