T-Rex: It occurs to me that my proposal that everyone be super hot in fiction is a bit shallow.
T-Rex: They should all be super geniuses too!
T-Rex: That way we get to read about babes with brains, AND their problems would all get solved way easier. Oh no, aliens are attacking the planet! Luckily, our brightest and hottest have already invented a way to save everyone. Hooray! Hot Earth is saved!!
Dromiceiomimus: But there's no conflict if everything is solved right away by flexing brainiacs in swimsuits.
T-Rex: Perhaps! But what if I said... THE ALIENS GOT HOT TOO??
Utahraptor: Whoah!
T-Rex: I know, right? Now we've got TWO planetsworth of flawlessly sexy cheese AND/OR beefcake fighting extremely intelligently for SURVIVAL ITSELF. Tell me that's not a bestseller right there.
Utahraptor: Honestly, smartness aside, this just sounds like a movie. Everyone's hot in movies, but not every movie is hot.
T-Rex: OMG
T-Rex: It's the paradox of our time
