T-Rex: Last night it occured to me that an evening at the theatre would be a delightful distraction!
T-Rex: However, when I arrived, they were out of tickets!
Narrator: "THE STORY OF MY LIFE"
T-Rex: It's the story of my life!
Dromiceiomimus: What does that mean, "story of my life"?
T-Rex: It means that that one incident is indicative of a larger trend in my life.
Utahraptor: What larger trend are you possibly talking about? The trend of theatres being full?
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: But in a METAPHORICAL sense.
Utahraptor: A metaphorical sense. What metaphor would that be, exactly?
T-Rex: You know! Theatres! Full! No tickets!
Utahraptor: I'm sorry, T-Rex, I really don't follow.
T-Rex: You were THERE!
