T-Rex: I was asked by a friend of mine how he could tell his sweetheart that he loves her in a new, exciting way! He's worried that he's said the same old thing too often, and that it's getting stale.

T-Rex: I assured him that there are infinitely-many ways to say "I love you"!

T-Rex: For instance, you could say "I love you", but you could also say "I really love you"! Or, for that matter: "I really really love you"!
T-Rex: Therefore, since you can have an arbitrary number of 'really's, there are an infinite number of ways to say "I love you".

Utahraptor: That's not very helpful, is it? You're just adding the same adverb over and over again!
T-Rex: So?

Utahraptor: So, no woman would sit around while you said "really really really really" for two hours. Anyway, after the third 'really' you move from "emphatic" to "damn creepy"!
T-Rex: Well that explains why that woman at the supermarket never replied to my letters!

T-Rex: Also they were anonymous!