T-Rex: I have been thinking, and I have come to the conclusion that it would be pretty sweet to be called as a witness in some sort of murder trial!
T-Rex: Pretty sweet indeed, my friends! Pretty sweet indeed!
Dromiceiomimus: Why do you think it would be so great to be called as a witness in a murder trial? Do you want to have witnessed a murder?
T-Rex: Not hardly! But I do want to be able to testify, under oath, that I, T-Rex, am an AWESOME DUDE. It will go in the official court record! It will probably be reported in the papers!
Utahraptor: Yeah, it will probably cause a mistrial!
T-Rex: What? No!
Utahraptor: Yes! They'll say, "Objection! Witness is causing a mistrial!"
T-Rex: No they won't!
Utahraptor: "Additionally, witness is clearly not an awesome dude, as awesome dudes need not point out their own awesomeness!"
T-Rex: But wouldn't it be SO AWESOME to discuss your own awesomeness in open court, that it would be a special case?
T-Rex: I would argue, "yes"!
