Dating profile: My self-summary
Dating profile: My old profile didn't get me any dates from any of the genders, not even the ones I prefer! GUESS WHAT, JERKS??? Here's a new one, try to get more aroused by/at it this time!!
Dating profile: I'm really good at
Dating profile: Sorry I called you jerks everyone
Dating profile: I'm looking for love on a website because
Dating profile: HTTP is the most romantic of all the protocols! Wait this site uses HTTPS, does the "s" stand for "sexy"??
Dating profile: Okay nevermind I looked it up on Wikipedia and turns out the "s" stands for "secure"!
Dating profile: Okay nevermind I fixed Wikipedia! Now HTTPS stands for "Hey There, That's Pretty Sexy!", you can thank me later
Dating profile: On our fifth date I would like to
Dating profile: be respectful / touch you in some places
Dating profile: The most important quality in a romantic partner is
Dating profile: the one that would be rated above any other qualities; guys this seems PRETTY OBVIOUS
Dating profile: i don't know why this text box is so big
Dating profile: In a sexual partner I look for
Dating profile: Explicit oral consent, ladies!!
Dating profile: whoah wait that sounds way creepy now that i've written it out
Dating profile: whooaaahhhhhhhhh
