T-Rex: So this guy is at a bar and he's a heterosexual and he's trying to pick up women!
T-Rex: And he notices this woman who's pretty small!
T-Rex: And he says "Hey baby, you remind me of my coffee table!" And she says, "Why? Because I'm so small and cute?" and he says, "No, because I'm going to stub my toe on you later ton-
T-Rex: Wait, hold on, I messed up the joke. Hold on.
T-Rex: Wait.
Utahraptor: Maybe she reminds him of his little toe?
T-Rex: YES!
T-Rex: Because he's going to bang her on the coffee table later! YES! THAT WAS THE JOKE. Okay, thanks Utahraptor. I'm going to go back in time to do it right.
Utahraptor: Good luck! This timeline dies with you. Remember us, so that we might still live.
T-Rex: My friend, I shall. Always.
Narrator: EARLIER:
T-Rex: And he says "Because I'm going to stub you on the coffee table later!"
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: AW FRIG SYNONYMS
