T-Rex: We're all familiar with my amazing movie premise/actual film title, "The Earth Stops Spinning and Everybody Flies Into A Wall"! Because of an unfair universe it remains SADLY UNPRODUCED, but I still came up with an awesome sequel:

T-Rex: "The Day After The Earth Stops Spinning And Everybody Flies Into A Wall"!

T-Rex: Those who survived, either by crashing into a lake OR through store awnings, now face a World Without Rotation! Half the planet sits in six months of daylight while the other shivers through night, but their main problem isn't even that! When the planet stopped spinning yesterday, oceans sloshed onto land, and today, THEY'RE NOT ALL GOING BACK.

Utahraptor: Because without a spin, there's no centrifugal force!
T-Rex: EXACTLY.

T-Rex: Spinning made the earth bulge at the equator AND pulled water up onto that bulge. With it gone the oceans settle above and below the only dry land left: a huge megacontinent wrapping around the equator.
Utahraptor: Then what happens?
T-Rex: The planet begins to contract into a more perfect sphere!

Off panel: No I meant, what happens to the characters in the movie?
T-Rex: Who has time for characters? It's 2 hours of ocean crashing into things. And if you think that sounds boring you've never seen an ocean crash into a farm!
T-Rex: The sheep put on snorkel gear; it is PROBABLY the most adorable?

August 9th, 2011: I don't want to alarm you but there has been serious scientific research into my premise of what happens when the earth stops spinning and everyone flies into a wall! Complete with MAPS:

Here's where T-Rex first proposed his movie, way back in 2004! FUN FACT: a few weeks after I wrote that comic, a local movie theatre had a "enter in a one-sentence summary of a movie you'd like to see here and win two free passes" contest, and I entered in T-Rex's idea, and won two free passes. That is what is called INDEPENDENT THIRD-PARTY VERIFICATION that this idea is awesome, THE END.

One year ago today: guest comic: joel watson of hijinksensue.com!

– Ryan