God: T-REX AS YOU SPENT LAST NIGHT RUBBING EVERY LAMP IN YOUR HOUSE I FEEL COMPELLED TO GRANT YOU THREE WISHES
T-Rex: Sheesh finally!!

T-Rex: Also that was a private time but WHATEVER!

T-Rex: My first wish is for more wishes!
God: NOT ALLOWED
T-Rex: My second wish is to remove restrictions on my wishes!
God: NOT ALLOWED
T-Rex: My third wish is for you to wish for me to wish for you to wish for ME to have more restriction-free wishes!
God: NOT ALLOWE-
God: ACTUALLY WAIT I NEVER BLOCKED THAT ONE

T-Rex: Yes! NESTED WISHES PAYS OFF AGAIN. I've got infinite wishes!!
Utahraptor: Wish for an end to suffering!

T-Rex: Wait, first I need to wish that my wishes perform exactly as I expect, and that I can take them back at any point and undo their effects, EVEN IF I'M DEAD.
Utahraptor: Also, make sure you can't wish away your ability to wish!
T-Rex: YES. This is gonna be great!!

T-Rex: If you have a problem, yo, I'll solve it! I'm just gonna wish; that usually resolves it.
God: T-REX FOR MISQUOTING VANILLA ICE I'M TAKING AWAY ALL YOUR WISHES
T-Rex: THAT, my friend, is tough but fair