T-Rex: A medical doctor is a pretty prestigious job to have! The catch is, it takes years of work to become a doctor. Like, literal YEARS.
T-Rex: I do not have time for literal years!
T-Rex: On the flipside, digging a ditch is pretty easy, but nobody's THAT impressed when you tell them you can dig a long hole. But I think it's naïve to assume that the amount of time it takes to learn a job is equivalent to the prestige it brings!
Dromiceiomimus: Maybe there's jobs that have more prestige than others that still take the same amount of time to learn?
T-Rex: EXACTLY.
Utahraptor: And maybe you could learn these jobs to create the world's most impressive résumé?
T-Rex: Exactly!!
T-Rex: By focusing only on the callings that have maximum impressiveness per second, I can build a Totally Sweet Résumé in the MATHEMATICALLY MINIMUM amount of time.
Utahraptor: I don't know where you'll get the data you need.
T-Rex: Hmm, I don't know, maybe... THE INTERNET??
Narrator: LATER: T-REX FAILS TO MAKE ANY PROGRESS ON HIS RÉSUMÉ PROJECT
T-Rex: The internet didn't help me at all! It distracted me with pictures of cats with opinions!
T-Rex: N-
T-Rex: No regrets I guess
