T-Rex: It's my grandmother's birthday today! I'M going to call her to wish her happy birthday! I'm doing this because they don't give those "#1 Grandson" mugs to just anybody.

Narrator: THE NEXT DAY:
T-Rex: Frig, I forgot to call!
T-Rex: FFFFRRRIIII-

T-Rex: -IIIIG. Okay, I will call my Grandmother tonight and wish her happy birthday AND apologize for missing the right date! I can still pull this out! I'm not YET the worst grandson ever.
Dromiceiomimus: Why not call her now?
T-Rex: Time zones! So many of them!

Narrator: THE NEXT DAY:
Utahraptor: You forgot to call!!
T-Rex: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

T-Rex: -UNDAMENTALLY, I think my problem is I remember to call her only after it's too late. What's wrong with me?
Utahraptor: Call her now!
T-Rex: There's still all the time zones! I'm calling her TONIGHT. I 100% guarantee it!!

Narrator: THE NEXT DAY:
T-Rex: Grandma and I had a very pleasant chat! I apologized for missing the date and told her I hope her special day was a good one. That's called "BEING AN ADULT AND OWNING UP TO YOUR FAILINGS", SUCKERS!
T-Rex: Sorry I said "suckers", grandma

January 24th, 2011: Starting today (hopefully by the time you read these words, but if not - soon!) you can get signed copies of my new AND awesome book!

You'll be able to get your it signed to whoever you want and a little T-Rex sketch added too! This will cost money but it will be worth it, I PROMISE. Just look for the little "I want this book signed" checkbox!

This is possible because I'm going down to New England for Webcomics on Ice on January 29th and there's going to be cartoonists and VIDEO GAMES. It's going to be great; you should come!

One year ago today: on the plus side, luna 15 looks pretty much exactly how you'd imagine a space moon robot to look. it's got insect-like arms and even a giant eye on the top! i rate it: five stars out of a possible five.

– Ryan