T-Rex: Riddles! Everyone loves riddles, and I HAVE GOT A RIDDLE FOR YOU. Vin Diesel was walking down the street and found $50. Instead of taking it, he went into town and stole a fish! What the hell?
T-Rex: ANSWER: Vin Diesel is a cat!
Dromiceiomimus: Wait. Why was Vin Diesel involved again?
T-Rex: Maybe you'll like this one better! Vin Diesel is pushing his car when he stopped outside a hotel and immediately went bankrupt. What the hell??
Dromiceiomimus: Vin Diesel -
T-Rex: Correct! Vin Diesel is a cat who has learned to play Monopoly.
Utahraptor: Here's one for you, T-Rex! A beautiful human woman has sex with Vin Diesel.
T-Rex: Interesting!
Utahraptor: Now she's going to jail!
T-Rex: Oh man what the hell?? Is Vin Diesel a cat?
Utahraptor: Correct!
T-Rex: OH MY GOD, THAT'S SUCH A GOOD RIDDLE!
T-Rex: Vin Diesel ate a spider and then threw up on my living room floor! What the hell??
T-Rex: Cat and riddle time is OVER; this is an actual life challenge I must wrestle with
