Narrator: LIFE HACKS FOR MEN
T-Rex: Men! Are you looking to "hack" your life? Too bad that doesn't make any sense!!
T-Rex: I do however have some tips for m-

Narrator: TIPS FOR MEN
T-Rex: -en!
T-Rex: Tips for men, yeah!

T-Rex: The first tip is this: never ever ask if a woman is pregnant, because she might not be pregnant and then not only have you just called her fat, you've just implied she has a glow as if LIFE ITSELF is developing inside her body.
Dromiceiomimus: Assuming she's a mammal!
T-Rex: Yes! Also: NEVER ASSUME A WOMAN IS A MAMMAL.

Utahraptor: Another good tip is to only buy one colour of socks!
T-Rex: Indeed!

T-Rex: If all you have are black socks of the exact same size and style, then they'll all match forever and you can lose one and it's no biggie.
Utahraptor: Assuming you wear socks, anyway.
T-Rex: If you don't wear socks then you've ALREADY levelled up to ultimate convenience.

God: T-REX THESE TIPS WORK FOR WOMEN AS WELL AS MEN SO THE QUESTION IS WHY ARE YOU DIVIDING THIS ALONG GENDER LINES
T-Rex: Nuh-uh! The real question is this:
T-Rex: How come you eavesdrop on me SO MUCH; this is a PRIVATE CONVERSATION between BROS?