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T-Rex: 〚wearing a suit and holding a book〛 YOU GUYS, PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION ARE THE WORST THING. IF I WANTED TO SEE PEOPLE PHYSICALLY EXPRESS THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER I WOULD WATCH LATE-NIGHT MOTEL CABLE.
T-Rex: PDAs! TOTAL GROSSOUT!
Utahraptor: 〚also wearing a suit〛 BUT T-REX! PDAs CAN BE AN ESSENTIAL PART OF A RELATIONSHIP! PROOF TO THE WORLD THAT YOU LOVE ANOTHER PERSON!
T-Rex: PIPE DOWN, UTAHRAPTOR! YOU'RE RUINING THE COUPLE'S SPECIAL DAY. ANYWAY, YOU CAN NOW KISS THE BRIDE N' STUFF.
〚The newlyweds are kissing〛
T-Rex: THIS IS MAKING ME BARF.
