T-Rex: Here's a story! I moved away from my creepy raccoon and cephalopod neighbours, but they moved next door to my new place anyway. The moral of the story is, "You can't run away from your friggin' problems"!
T-Rex: Or - or it's "You can run away from your friggin' problems, but they'll follow you!"
Dromiceiomimus: If your problems are sentient, anyway.
T-Rex: Right. The moral of this story is, "You can run away from your friggin' problems, but if they're sentient, they'll follow you!"
Utahraptor: Well, they have to be mobile too!
T-Rex: RIGHT.
T-Rex: Okay, how about "It may be possible to run away from your problems, but under some circumstances - including but not limited to sentient, mobile friggin' problems - they'll follow you."
Utahraptor: Perfect.
T-Rex: A compelling moral for our time!
Narrator: LATER, IN T-REX'S BATHROOM:
Off panel: T-REX, MAYBE THE MORAL IS "WE'RE STILL WAITING TO HAVE OUR CONVERSATION ABOUT THE NATURE OF CONSENT".
T-Rex: ...
Off panel: ALSO SOMEBODY'S IN HERE
Off panel: DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK
