T-Rex: Ancients pondered for years about which came first: the chicken or the egg?
T-Rex: Um, guys!
T-Rex: Clearly the egg came first!!
T-Rex: There were egg-laying animals before chickens, so it's really not that mind-bending a conclusion. One example is, I don't know... YOUR MOM??
Dromiceiomimus: While she does not predate chickens, my mother has laid eggs, yes.
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: Mine too
Utahraptor: Okay, so what came first, the chicken or the CHICKEN egg?
T-Rex: Depends on what a chicken egg is!
T-Rex: If it's an egg laid BY a chicken, then by definition the chicken came first. But if it's an egg that will hatch INTO a chicken, then that can easily be laid by a non-chicken, so eggs win again! EVOLUTION, BABY.
Utahraptor: I guess it's settled then!
T-Rex: I GUESS IT IS.
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN ANCIENT GREECE:
T-Rex: Aristotle! Stop wasting your time wondering whether chickens or eggs came first!
Off panel: πείσομαι
T-Rex: Aristotle!
T-Rex: I DON'T SPEAK GREEK
